Two dreaded words

Well, today is the first actual school day of Thanksgiving and already we have one child saying "I'm bored". Actually I thought it would be about Wednesday before we heard these dreaded words but we heard them today. I came out of my room and my granddaughter was sitting on the stairs and I asked her why she was sitting on the steps and she said I'm not. Now I know I am getting old but I am not blind so I said ok so why does it just appear you are sitting on the steps but not really there. She said those two little words. So now it is all downhill from here and we still have 6 days to go.