List of Oxymoron statements

OK I just heard one of the biggest oxymoron statements I have ever heard in my entire life. Jill is borrowing the "Mother's" car to go to the bus stop to pick up the 3 grandchildren. For the life of me I cannot understand why but she agreed to take the three year old with her. Call her CRAZY cause she is to do that. But as he was screaming at his "Mother" that he was going she said "JZ behave" now that is a true oxymoron because he can't, will not, and never mind anyone period! So that got me thinking about other oxymoron statements so I am going to try to list a few of them.

1. a cappella with music
2. accidentally on purpose
3. act naturally
4. a little big
5. Amtrack schedule
   
6. bad health
7. civil war
8. clear as mud
9. clearly misunderstood
10. deafening silence
11. diet icecream
12. front end
13. paper tablecloth
14. perfectly awful
    
15. quiet scream
16. real phony
17. restless sleep
18. single pair
19. slight exaggeration
20. small fortune

OK I could have listed hundreds more but didn't want to bore you so much you became "Half Dead".