I can't believe I ate the whole thing

Well it is midnight and my two daughters just came in from making a snack run. They brought me a huge cream filled long john. I can't tell you how good it tasted except to say oh my gosh Becky! I can't believe I ate the whole thing. I wasn't just your normal long john it was really big and it was so good. I think I have died and gone to heaven. I can say one thing I will regret it in the morning I can tell you that for sure.