Terrific Tuesday

OK, I am going to try to think of five things that would make this a Terrific Tuesday.
1. We got to go out today for lunch
2. We got to go to Wal-Mart
3. I didn't have to walk to the bus to get the kids today
4. The "Mother" was off during the day so she was gone with her 2 kids
5. The "Mother" is working her second job this evening so she is not home now.

Hey, that was actually pretty easy. I should do this more often.

List of Oxymoron statements

OK I just heard one of the biggest oxymoron statements I have ever heard in my entire life. Jill is borrowing the "Mother's" car to go to the bus stop to pick up the 3 grandchildren. For the life of me I cannot understand why but she agreed to take the three year old with her. Call her CRAZY cause she is to do that. But as he was screaming at his "Mother" that he was going she said "JZ behave" now that is a true oxymoron because he can't, will not, and never mind anyone period! So that got me thinking about other oxymoron statements so I am going to try to list a few of them.

1. a cappella with music
2. accidentally on purpose
3. act naturally
4. a little big
5. Amtrack schedule
   
6. bad health
7. civil war
8. clear as mud
9. clearly misunderstood
10. deafening silence
11. diet icecream
12. front end
13. paper tablecloth
14. perfectly awful
    
15. quiet scream
16. real phony
17. restless sleep
18. single pair
19. slight exaggeration
20. small fortune

OK I could have listed hundreds more but didn't want to bore you so much you became "Half Dead".

Top 10 Signs You're Broke After Christmas

Christmas is over and we are just a little bit through the month of January. I know everybody in our house is broke, busted and disgusted. I don't know about your financial situation but I know our family definitely accomplished #5 last week and we didn't have to do #9 since they have one of those coin machines at the grocery store that spits out a ticket for the amount of your change. (less 8.9% of course)

1. American Express calls and says; "Definitely leave home without it."
2. Your idea of a 7 course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
3. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
4. You give blood everyday, just for the orange juice.
5. You finally clean your house, hoping to find loose change.
6. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
7. Sally Struthers sends you food.
8. You go back for seconds at communion.
9. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
10. You rob Peter and then you rob Paul.