Opps we have a problem

I cannot believe what my grandson Zachariah did this afternoon. He has some crazy little Spiderman web toy and it has a suction cup on it. Well as you can probably see it wet the suction cup and suctioned it to the middle of his forehead. He now has a major self inflicted hickey in the middle of his forehead. We have laughed at him all day. He has really been a good sport about it with us. So we are not being cruel to him (he is laughing too) But we have told him he better come up with a real good story when he has to go back to school tomorrow. Cause if he tells the kids the truth they will laugh him out of school. I am telling you that with him being a twin and having a sister just shy of a year older than him. What what child doesn't think of to do one of the other two will come up with it. But if you had told me that one of them would put a hickey in the middle of their forehead I would have said no no never never.

Well the story continues. As I am typing this post the other twin comes running and says something is wrong with Zachariah, he can't breath. So I run to the bathroom and he is standing there crying but obviously breathing. We finally get that something is in his throat. He finally says that there is a hair stuck in his throat. I finally got him to tell me how he happened to manage this. He says he found a lifesaver piece of candy under his bed and he ate it and it had a hair on it so now he has a hair stuck in his throat.

So two things you should never do.

1. Stick a suction cup spiderman web to the middle of your forehead
2. Eat a hairy lifesaver.

I have had it

I am telling you right here and now. I am so sick and tired of going into the bathroom and sitting down only to discover that the 8 year old boy before me did not lift the seat before doing his thing. We have told them and told them. They don't actually have such an issue of putting it down after doing their said thing. They are just all of a sudden to lazy to lift it up when they go. So even though you don't fall with your rear end into the bowl of water, it is even worse because you wind up with pee on your posterior. You feel like you need to take a shower when you follow them to the toilet. We won't even go into their lack of sometimes flushing after doing the #2 job. I know they are children but come on. They have been trained by their Mother since they started using the toilet to lift, put back down and flush. How hard can this be?????